What's your question???

[Chris338378]

Why is it every time when the weathermen and women are calling for a big snow storm do people run to the store and buy all the milk and bread?

[esox_xtm]

Why is it every time when the weathermen and women are calling for a big snow storm do people run to the store and buy all the milk and bread?

Thanks for calling Ice Fishing Hotline! You must be very bored, you call two times! 

Because:

A.) They actually believe the "worst scenario" weather forecasts and believe the end of the world is just around the corner.

B.) They were born in the 20th century and are not invested in regular road clearing, all/front/4WD, or are afraid to drive in 2 inches (or more) of snow. Also they probably do not own a freezer and if they do, they have no idea what's in it.

C.) Are completely in awe of people that can survive on little other than peanuts and tequila for several days.

D.) Have no idea how to improvise, adapt or diversify. These are hopeless folks.

FWIW, they can have all the milk and bread they want. All we're interested in is tequila and peanuts... 

Next question.

[Watertooner]

Next caller Billy!

Who's Billy? Your call screener? Male or Female?

--revised as one question: Is Billy a female call screener?

[esox_xtm]

Who's Billy? Your call screener? Male or Female?

--revised as one question: Is Billy a female call screener?

Imaginary call screener.  Yes.  Hmmm. Hadn't thought about that... "Billy" kind of implies male whereas "Billie" would imply female. Since "Billy" is imaginary it really doesn't matter.

But I'm gonna think about it... Because it might! Thanks!

Next question(s).

[SirCranksalot]

D.) Have no idea how to improvise, adapt or diversify. These are hopeless folks.


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Not a question-----This is a reminder of what happened a few years back in the Toronto area in Dec. Big ice storm, major power failure. But some people had food spoil because their fridge or freezer didn't work!!   One of the biggest freezers in the world----just outside their door---The Great Canadian Outdoors!!  As they say, you can't make this stuff up!!