Author Topic: any quotes? (Read 6604 times)

transplantfromMN · « **on:** Sep 14, 2005, 06:33 PM »

I was playing around on the net today and found this one.. If you have any of your own please add them.
"In this busy, noisy, impatient world, faster often seems better.
Many of us wear stress like a badge of honor and take pride in exhaustion.
Perhaps we won't solve these problems by going fishing. But I like to think it can't hurt."
--Shawn Perich

PigShanks · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 14, 2005, 07:12 PM »

MMMMM! Beer!
Homer Simpson

icejunky · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 28, 2005, 06:30 PM »

This one is on my tag line but here it is......

"If people concentrated on the more important things in life....there would be a shortage of fishing poles"

Mongo · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 28, 2005, 06:58 PM »

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"
John Belushi - Animal House

heymax · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 28, 2005, 09:10 PM »

"Do or Do Not......There is no Try....YODA

skulldugary · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 28, 2005, 11:20 PM »

"The hurrier I go the behinder I get"

winchester 88 · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 12:39 AM »

Never have more grass than one wife can cut.

It's better for a man to live in an ice shanty than in a beautiful house with a crabby woman!

heymax · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 04:57 AM »

"Imagine what Horrors would walk the streets if peoples hearts were as simple as their minds."

Chucker · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 05:34 AM »

From the series of Demotivators at http://www.despair.com-

Procrastination:
Hard work often pays off over time, but laziness always pays off now.

UncleFluffy · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 07:36 AM »

Don't force it... Get a BIGGER Hammer!!!

Kent V.

C.C. · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 08:49 AM »

Don't pi$$ into the wind and don't eat yellow snow

Jim

Iceshanty · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 08:59 AM »

Here's one I use a lot.

Don't count your fish until the fishings done.

*Note not applicable where limits apply.

Bobberstop · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 09:48 AM »

Heres my favorite.

You cant eat them if you dont catch them.

Ron

fisher50 · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 11:51 AM »

"If the grass is really greener on the other side, you can damm sure bet the water bill is twice as high."

dsmatuska · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 12:08 PM »

A fartin' horse never tires, a fartin' man's a man to hire.

PGKris · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 12:48 PM »

"The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters."
Norman Maclean

Hookset · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 01:11 PM »

If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it is yours, if it doesn't, then hunt it down and kill it!

Mr.Seaguar · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 29, 2005, 09:08 PM »

If I had wanted to do all this work I would not have married you. me

adkRoy · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 06:47 AM »

There's no dumb@** vaccine.
Jimmy Buffet

shrub · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 11:00 AM »

"Gentlemen,you cant fight in here,this is a war room!"

"what are all those huts doing on the lake" (some tourist asked me this when i was going onto the ice one day)

"Git-r-done"

"shut up and fish"

tarbot · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 11:26 AM »

"Let's get Joe beer nipping at my Liver!"
Norm...Cheers

adkRoy · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 11:55 AM »

"The beast is dead, Long leave the Beast"
Ted Nugent

vancouvercanuck · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 12:07 PM »

"Surveys show that minesweaping draws the most diligent and precise individuals of any profession with employees averaging only one mistake per career." - Author Unknown

IcePirate · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 01:03 PM »

;Dhere's some from Benjamin Franklin :

"three can keep a secret , if two of them are dead ".

"the Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness . You have to catch it yourself."

" Genius without education is like silver in the mine".

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results ." (like some people icefishing)

"He who falls in love with himself will find no rivals".

"setting a good example is a kind of slander seldom forgiven".

"where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage".

" nessessity never made a good bargain".

"we must all hang together , or assuredly we shall all hang separately".

" there is no little enemy ".

icejunky · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 03:48 PM »

Some quotes from my fav authors....

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country" - K.Vonnegut

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap" - K. Vonnegut

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves to be made President should on no account be allowed to do the job" - Douglas Adams

"We have so much time and so little to do.... Strike that, reverse it" - Roald Dahl

"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often" - Mark Twain

"'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read" - Mark Twain

dkfry · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 07:09 PM »

The 6 P's

Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

It's true too!

billditrite · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 30, 2005, 07:22 PM »

Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from the zoo and PUNCHED you in the eye? BOBBY BOUCHER'S MOTHER

MikeThePike · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 02, 2005, 10:20 PM »

"Sleep? Why would I wanna do that? There will be plenty of time to sleep when the ice is gone!"
-MikeThePike

PGKris · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 06, 2005, 11:07 AM »

"Fish almost on"..............lol I love that one

BlackIce · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 06, 2005, 12:47 PM »

I ordered chinese for lunch today and here is my fortune cookie:

"Education will never be as expensive as ignorance"

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