Quotes!

[beershanty]

"All I caught was a buzz"

[SirCranksalot]

"The days are getting longer. The nights are getting shorter. Some of us think there's a connection"---Red Green

[Ice Scratcher]

When it's really good, you only need one pole..

When it's really bad, you only need one pole...

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[eyehi]

I've seen fish whistles work wonders before!

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The walleye whistle is a valuable tool   

[hays47]

There are two ways to handle the women in your life. But neither of them works.

[iowapackfan]

  started reading a book on levitation, couldn't put it down 

[52isntbigenough]

"sometimes bird poop tastes like candy"

[Osage]

Some of my own, cause I've never heard anyone else say em-
"Better to have fished and lost, than to have never fished at all."
"Take a chillaxitive!"
Just went to the doc yesterday. He said I need to have a cyst cut off my head, low risk but will leave a scar... told him "I've been collecting scars since I was a kid, I've got room for a few more"

This one was passed down from my grandma- "Don't get picked up by the Fuzz, it hurts!"

Osage, thanks for this thread it reminded me of a poem you posted a few years back... I think it was about the ice leaving,... was it an ode to ice fishing?
     
Thanks Backcountry,yes I remember writing the poem,I find I needs to write poetry to keep me from going medieval on some folks 

[Whopper Stopper]

If, ifs and buts were candy and nuts,
Christmas would be every day.

         WS

[esox_xtm]

In describing a chronically messed up operation:

It's just like wipin' yer backside with a doughnut. There's no end to the........

You finish it. 

[Ice Scratcher]

"Perch, walleye, sheephead....

Name don't matter once the grease starts to splatter..."

Not my quote...lol

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[Ice Scratcher]

"Son, you could f--- up a one car funeral driving the hearse!"

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[Idahogator]

     A wise man knows what it's like to be a fool, but a fool will never know what it's like to be wise.   

[slabzilla73]

What do you mean it's cold...There's heat in them tools. Now get to work!