Haha, this is great. Of course, if you didn't know The Onion is all satire, here'd be your first clue:
"Reports indicate that the respected and popular white-tailed doe, who was widely regarded as a generous, loving mother of two fawns, was returning home at dusk when she was hit by a driver in an SUV who immediately fled the scene after the fatal accident"
-Any self-respecting Vermonter would have thrown the deer carcass in their vehicle and sped off, or at least stuck around long enough to get a pass from a game warden.
Sad thing is, even though this is satire, it's still written way better than any article on wcax.com.
