Your worst "bathroom emergency" story

[kimoj44]

Here's mine.   With the kids waaaayy out on the ice --- probably 2 miles from shore.  The kids told me not to drink coffee but I didn't listen.  Suddenly, about 2 hours into our trip I gotta go bad.    There was no cover any where -- no shack or shanty, no snowmobile.....just a little sled with our stuff....and people in relatively close proximity.  So, I sent the kids off a ways...... drilled a hole with the auger about 4 inches down....laid down on the ice for a little privacy, and emptied what seemed like a gallon of liquid into the hole.    No more coffee for me on ice fishing trips! 

[zorchester21]

 :oThat is a good idea. One time i had to go under one of the camps in worthley pond in poland.

[shackdweller]

You could have lied and said you drilled down a foot. 4 inches??? 

[Shrinkage]

This one is easy. When I was a kid probably 6 or so years old I was on China Lake with my Dad and his buddies. Very cold day. I was a little shy about "peein" so I took about a 100+ yard walk to get to a little island where I could get some privacy. When I got to the treeline I went to unzip my snowmobile suit. Well it was stuck. I pulled and pried for I don't know how long. Well eventually physics and biology took over and I had to let it go. I just remember thinking my father was going to be...well pissed. I had to walk all the way back to where everyone was and I was steaming heavily it was so cold out. Pretty embarrassing and everyone was very curious but didn't take them long to figure it out. My old man, who was typically a hard ass but took me everywhere turned out nice about it. Drove me all the way to  Bath to my Nannys. She dried my suit and stuff and back on the ice 2 hours later. I never wore a snowmobile suit after that.

[iceman0000]

wow. those are tame ones, you don't want hear about mine.

[darkeyez]

You could have lied and said you drilled down a foot. 4 inches??? 

     Good one!!!!

[lunkahville]

   Good one!!!!

You don't wanna go all the way through. Then you will technically be fishing with too many lines. Plus you would have a wet willy

[pegasus]

One rule I have is just don't piss in the wind every thing else is free willy.

[carpzilla]

I was at the ffac on sabattus 2nd year putting out my last trap when she struck. Eyeing the portable j knew I couldn't make it. I. I blasted about a 3' brown eyed pike on the snow with people every where going by on sleds. Had to cut up my under shirt to whipe.

[pegasus]

There are some that use the bucket and some that just hang off the davey.  .

[Anomaly]

HHHAAAAHAA!!!

The first thing that came to mind was my swiss army knife and no underwear on the way home. 

[brookiebandit]

I was at the ffac on sabattus 2nd year putting out my last trap when she struck. Eyeing the portable j knew I couldn't make it. I. I blasted about a 3' brown eyed pike on the snow with people every where going by on sleds. Had to cut up my under shirt to whipe.

      bahahahahahhahaha

[Fishbones']

Got to the lake very early...first one there.  Unloaded all my stuff from the truck and getting ready to head out...and my stomach is like *blurp blurp*.  I'm like oh god...I don't know what's happening, but somebody better call 911.  I hurried out of my ice suit just in time to drop a not-so-solid pile of turd right next to the parking area.  Hey...it was there or in my ice suit and that suit was expensive!  I buried the shat with snow and went about my business.

Im feeling very relieved at this point....I drag my stuff out on the ice maybe 75 yards and drill a couple of holes.  Then I see somebody pull in the parking area.  They park, door opens, and this dog jumps out and does a B-line straight for you know what.  The dog starts smashing its face in it and rolling around it.  Once the dog was coated, the owner starts yelling at it and the dog goes back to him.  He's like "Awww girl..what did you roll in?". 

Then the guy starts dragging his stuff out on the ice, dog at his side.  When they start to get kind of close to me, the dog starts running for me.  Then the guy starts yelling for it to stop...and he yells to me "be careful buddy...she rolled in something stinky!".  I'm like..."Eww I see that...what the heck did she get into?" 

I have never laughed on the inside so hard while keeping a straight face. 

If the guy that owns the dog is reading this...I'm sorry.  I should have warned you.  It all happened so fast. 

[Anomaly]

  GOOD ONE!

Got to the lake very early...first one there.  Unloaded all my stuff from the truck and getting ready to head out...and my stomach is like *blurp blurp*.  I'm like oh god...I don't know what's happening, but somebody better call 911.  I hurried out of my ice suit just in time to drop a not-so-solid pile of turd right next to the parking area.  Hey...it was there or in my ice suit and that suit was expensive!  I buried the shat with snow and went about my business.

Im feeling very relieved at this point....I drag my stuff out on the ice maybe 75 yards and drill a couple of holes.  Then I see somebody pull in the parking area.  They park, door opens, and this dog jumps out and does a B-line straight for you know what.  The dog starts smashing its face in it and rolling around it.  Once the dog was coated, the owner starts yelling at it and the dog goes back to him.  He's like "Awww girl..what did you roll in?". 

Then the guy starts dragging his stuff out on the ice, dog at his side.  When they start to get kind of close to me, the dog starts running for me.  Then the guy starts yelling for it to stop...and he yells to me "be careful buddy...she rolled in something stinky!".  I'm like..."Eww I see that...what the heck did she get into?" 

I have never laughed on the inside so hard while keeping a straight face. 

If the guy that owns the dog is reading this...I'm sorry.  I should have warned you.  It all happened so fast.

[Anomaly]

OKAY!
It just occurred to me I told my daughter if I ever start talking about this kinda stuff: "YOU KNOW WHERE THE GUNS AND AMMO ARE."
There may have been conditions such a obsession, repetition, color and texture. 

[APJ]

Got to the lake very early...first one there.  Unloaded all my stuff from the truck and getting ready to head out...and my stomach is like *blurp blurp*.  I'm like oh god...I don't know what's happening, but somebody better call 911.  I hurried out of my ice suit just in time to drop a not-so-solid pile of turd right next to the parking area.  Hey...it was there or in my ice suit and that suit was expensive!  I buried the shat with snow and went about my business.

Im feeling very relieved at this point....I drag my stuff out on the ice maybe 75 yards and drill a couple of holes.  Then I see somebody pull in the parking area.  They park, door opens, and this dog jumps out and does a B-line straight for you know what.  The dog starts smashing its face in it and rolling around it.  Once the dog was coated, the owner starts yelling at it and the dog goes back to him.  He's like "Awww girl..what did you roll in?". 

Then the guy starts dragging his stuff out on the ice, dog at his side.  When they start to get kind of close to me, the dog starts running for me.  Then the guy starts yelling for it to stop...and he yells to me "be careful buddy...she rolled in something stinky!".  I'm like..."Eww I see that...what the heck did she get into?" 

I have never laughed on the inside so hard while keeping a straight face. 

If the guy that owns the dog is reading this...I'm sorry.  I should have warned you.  It all happened so fast.

OMG I'm still laughing 5 min later. My wife asked me if I was ok..

[The Rusty Crab]

Stories are one thing pictures are worth a million

[Anomaly]

NICE ONE!

Stories are one thing pictures are worth a million

[kimoj44]

You could have lied and said you drilled down a foot. 4 inches??? 

Hahaha .... I was wonderin' if someone would get that one ;-)       I was laying on my side...... quite a distance from the hole  .....made it just deep enough to fill 'er up.

[lunkahville]

Not fishing but one day while working. And it's not an emergency. While working on the Hollywood Slots complex I was working on the overflow employee parking lot and "thought" i had to fart. Well from that day on I never trust a fart. After having to carve off the drawers and embarrass myself in front of the whole crew I jumped on the motorcycle which the seat is a whole lot hotter when you are going commando and ride home.

[Fishn'Rod]

Not really my emergency but a good story. I was about 8 or 9 and got to go on the boys trip up to Lobster lake. We were set up in a cove and my grand dad, dad and uncle had been been passing around a bottle of vodka and were pretty much half in the bag. My uncle had wandered off into the woods and my dad went to find him, grandad decided it was time to download a brown file and he went off as well....after a few minutes I could hear him singing some song in French and then off the other way dad and uncle were chiming in with a chorus of their own...

while this is going on a warden drives up on his sled....looks around at the 25 traps and then to 9yr old me and says, "These ain't all yours, right?" He hears them all singin and  hollered and eventually they all came stumbling out of the woods. He gave them a pretty good talking to but didn't give anyone a ticket....We always called that place Vodka Cove after that.

[WesternMELunkers]

I was at the ffac on sabattus 2nd year putting out my last trap when she struck. Eyeing the portable j knew I couldn't make it. I. I blasted about a 3' brown eyed pike on the snow with people every where going by on sleds. Had to cut up my under shirt to whipe.

This made my day

[Just4TheBuckOfIt]

I was at the ffac on sabattus 2nd year putting out my last trap when she struck. Eyeing the portable j knew I couldn't make it. I. I blasted about a 3' brown eyed pike on the snow with people every where going by on sleds. Had to cut up my under shirt to whipe.

 

[hardwatergrampa]

This one is easy. When I was a kid probably 6 or so years old I was on China Lake with my Dad and his buddies. Very cold day. I was a little shy about "peein" so I took about a 100+ yard walk to get to a little island where I could get some privacy. When I got to the treeline I went to unzip my snowmobile suit. Well it was stuck. I pulled and pried for I don't know how long. Well eventually physics and biology took over and I had to let it go. I just remember thinking my father was going to be...well pissed. I had to walk all the way back to where everyone was and I was steaming heavily it was so cold out. Pretty embarrassing and everyone was very curious but didn't take them long to figure it out. My old man, who was typically a hard ass but took me everywhere turned out nice about it. Drove me all the way to  Bath to my Nannys. She dried my suit and stuff and back on the ice 2 hours later. I never wore a snowmobile suit after that.

  I though you were going to say you shat in the hood

[Roccus]

Got to the lake very early...first one there.  Unloaded all my stuff from the truck and getting ready to head out...and my stomach is like *blurp blurp*.  I'm like oh god...I don't know what's happening, but somebody better call 911.  I hurried out of my ice suit just in time to drop a not-so-solid pile of turd right next to the parking area.  Hey...it was there or in my ice suit and that suit was expensive!  I buried the shat with snow and went about my business.

Im feeling very relieved at this point....I drag my stuff out on the ice maybe 75 yards and drill a couple of holes.  Then I see somebody pull in the parking area.  They park, door opens, and this dog jumps out and does a B-line straight for you know what.  The dog starts smashing its face in it and rolling around it.  Once the dog was coated, the owner starts yelling at it and the dog goes back to him.  He's like "Awww girl..what did you roll in?". 

Then the guy starts dragging his stuff out on the ice, dog at his side.  When they start to get kind of close to me, the dog starts running for me.  Then the guy starts yelling for it to stop...and he yells to me "be careful buddy...she rolled in something stinky!".  I'm like..."Eww I see that...what the heck did she get into?" 

I have never laughed on the inside so hard while keeping a straight face. 

If the guy that owns the dog is reading this...I'm sorry.  I should have warned you.  It all happened so fast.

this story made my morning... spit coffee all over the key board....only because I've been there with one of my kids... it all came  back...much funnier when it happens to someone else..

[lowaccord66]

I'm at work now and just read this thread in the most appropriate spot to read it 

[JoshRobbins]

If my username wasn't my actual name I'd share a few...they might include throwing clothes away.

[Just4TheBuckOfIt]

Got to the lake very early...first one there.  Unloaded all my stuff from the truck and getting ready to head out...and my stomach is like *blurp blurp*.  I'm like oh god...I don't know what's happening, but somebody better call 911.  I hurried out of my ice suit just in time to drop a not-so-solid pile of turd right next to the parking area.  Hey...it was there or in my ice suit and that suit was expensive!  I buried the shat with snow and went about my business.

Im feeling very relieved at this point....I drag my stuff out on the ice maybe 75 yards and drill a couple of holes.  Then I see somebody pull in the parking area.  They park, door opens, and this dog jumps out and does a B-line straight for you know what.  The dog starts smashing its face in it and rolling around it.  Once the dog was coated, the owner starts yelling at it and the dog goes back to him.  He's like "Awww girl..what did you roll in?". 

Then the guy starts dragging his stuff out on the ice, dog at his side.  When they start to get kind of close to me, the dog starts running for me.  Then the guy starts yelling for it to stop...and he yells to me "be careful buddy...she rolled in something stinky!".  I'm like..."Eww I see that...what the heck did she get into?" 

I have never laughed on the inside so hard while keeping a straight face. 

If the guy that owns the dog is reading this...I'm sorry.  I should have warned you.  It all happened so fast.

Haha another good story. I don't have any that will top the ones  ive been reading on here 

[52isntbigenough]

We were up in Zipple Bay LOTW's one year and one of our just divorced buddies asked to come along. Dude isn't an ice guy, just wanted to get away.

So here we are, about 12 miles from the cabins and Troy, who's been drinking all day, says he needs to poop. We're about a mile from shore, which is basically just a berm with a couple of trees on it. I tell him that we can't take him back to camp because we have flags in and I don't want to haul gear in just to take him back. So I ride him over to the berm and tell him to hurry up because the MN DNR is notorious for writing cites for dudes too far away from their gear. He staggers up the berm to a tree and leans against it. But dude isn't dropping his suit, so I go check on him and and find him passed out, leaning on the tree with it zippered down just past his chin. I wake him up and get him going and ask, "what's with the poop?" He slurrs out something like, "I'm fine" and off we go back to the group. We get there and he sits on a camp chair and things start smelling badly. I'm like, "Troy, **censored** man, did you poo yourself??" Dude unzips his bibs, looks down and says, "oh man, I pooped". I ask him if he's ok enough to ride the atv or sled back over to the berm and clean up, he says he's fine, just embarrassed. So off he goes with a bunch of rags and bottled water.

About 40 minutes later dude still isn't back, so we pull our gear and round up a posse. As we're heading over, a sled is heading at us and when we get even with it, we see it's the DNR. Troy passed out again on the same tree, this time half naked, covered in his own excrement and the DNR saw the parked ATV and went looking. Troy was given a ticket for public intoxication and the kicker, when the DNR started asking him questions, he said he had to get back to camp because he had 2 tip-ups in yet. We pulled all the gear, including his, but the DNR still gave him a cite.

[Wolley]

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