OT Joke of the day

[jmayo]

A  SALESMAN
 
A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101, 237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went
down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT, and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and
I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.' "

[speedyrower17]

thats hilarious 

[holden222]

Heard that one before great joke!!

[maineduckhunter]

WOMEN.....always making you spend money......

[bigdadde66]

lmao

[JigChaser08]

HAHAHA   

[tigershark44]

Awesome!!!!!!  Even my g/f liked it.

[BeautifulMamaLacy]

A  SALESMAN
 
A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101, 237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went
down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT, and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and
I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.' "

I hope he got the tampons too.

[MrMarty51]

I hope he got the tampons too.

Probably not.Without a wife/girlfriend and all that new gear who would need them things.
The wife sends the guy to the store for a box of tampons,Being real shy and easily embarrased the guy sneaks around and gets to the checkout without being spotted by any of His buds.No Pricetag on the box.the gal at checkout gets on the PA and hollers out"price check on tampons" the boxboy thinks She says thumbtacks so He goes checking.He gets on the PA and hollers back"do You want a price on the ones You push in with Your thumb or the ones Ya drive in with a hammer"?

[The Dad Fisherman]

I hope he got the tampons too.

If he wants gas money he better have....

[nofishin]

Probably not.Without a wife/girlfriend and all that new gear who would need them things.
The wife sends the guy to the store for a box of tampons,Being real shy and easily embarrased the guy sneaks around and gets to the checkout without being spotted by any of His buds.No Pricetag on the box.the gal at checkout gets on the PA and hollers out"price check on tampons" the boxboy thinks She says thumbtacks so He goes checking.He gets on the PA and hollers back"do You want a price on the ones You push in with Your thumb or the ones Ya drive in with a hammer"?

priceless?

[BeautifulMamaLacy]

Probably not.Without a wife/girlfriend and all that new gear who would need them things.
The wife sends the guy to the store for a box of tampons,Being real shy and easily embarrased the guy sneaks around and gets to the checkout without being spotted by any of His buds.No Pricetag on the box.the gal at checkout gets on the PA and hollers out"price check on tampons" the boxboy thinks She says thumbtacks so He goes checking.He gets on the PA and hollers back"do You want a price on the ones You push in with Your thumb or the ones Ya drive in with a hammer"?

Oh, that one made me giggle! 

[Fishalot]

I hope he got the tampons too.

You know better than that, He forgot those!

[BeautifulMamaLacy]

You know better than that, He forgot those!

LOL, I wouldn't be surprised! But I hate to admit it that men are getting smarter at not forgetting these things so not to catch hell when returning home.

[Fishalot]

 Oh you think he went home? He's got a new boat,where do you think he went? 8)

[The TK]

haha good stuff